autoshadenfreude 

1. Pleasure derived from one's own misfortune.

ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.

ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.

ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.

autoshadenfreude by spokentoken December 8, 2009

autoschadenfreude 

Noun. A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of yourself.

I'm just going to stay in tonight and sulk: I'm really feeling the autoschadenfreude.

autoschadenfreude by SkippyD1 February 9, 2008

Autoschadenfreude 

the pleasure derived from others, including yourself, from the misfortune of yourself

As soon as Kyle started talking, everyone was filled with autoschadenfreude.

Autoschadenfreude by Chaos_Gremlin_Fox_42069 March 23, 2024