Tankballs

A condition developed by males after repeted pummeling of their testicles (either from fighting, or from smacking violently against a partner during sex)

Ex 1. Did you watch the game last night? Tom Brady was sacked so many times by Saints defenders, I think he might have tankballs this morning.

Ex 2. I bent that chick over my desk and fucked her so hard, I have a mean case of tankballs.

Tankballs by Murphdawggie December 3, 2009

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Tokballs

Like blue balls, but when you go to find a tiktok in your liked videos and realise that you forgot to like it.

Will: Hey let me show you this tiktok. Wait fuck I forgot to like it.
Daniel: Ah you've got Tokballs

Tokballs by UlladullaChats December 27, 2020

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Tankballs • rankballs • Tataballs • taxiballs • Tokballs

taxiballs

The unique aroma of a taxi cab that an unfortunate customer inhales after closing the door caused by the driver sleeping in the cab after hours when he is off duty thus leaving the stench of unwashed, moist and sweaty balls.

Ugh the fucking Paki taxiballs are gonna make me puke in my mask! I should’ve sniffed the cab before climbing in...

taxiballs by Brasshouse May 2, 2021

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trackballs

1. A condition which occurs when a male running in a track meet fails to wear supportive underwear, and the testicles bounce freely.

2. The plural for a type of computer mouse that involves a stationary ball that rotates to move the cursor.

1a. "Man, I wore boxers instead of tighty whities when I ran the 1600-meter today. I've got a bad case of trackballs."

1b. "John didn't want to have sex; I thought it was because he was cheating on me, but it turns out he just had a bad case of trackballs after freeballing it at the track meet."

2. "I prefer trackballs to typical mice because I'm a loser that plays World of Warcraft 24/7."

trackballs by Jim_Philly December 17, 2011

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rankballs

Originating in the north west of Victoria, Australia, this word is used to describe the looks of another human being that you have hooked up with whilst in a drunken stupour.

John: Did you see the chick Smithy picked up last night?
Ryan: Yeah, she was rankballs.

rankballs by Bear October 24, 2004

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Tataballs

When you are in love in old age and his flaccid balls can wrap around your saggy tatas for warmth and security

Ill keep you safe lets just tataballs to stay in place

Tataballs by I3ismarksbabe June 11, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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