Distarted

An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted

"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy

Distarted by Azivin December 3, 2009

disturbed brat

A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"

- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."

disturbed brat by O. W. Tongueincheek January 19, 2022

disturbed one 

A fan of the popular metal band Disturbed

We are the Disturbed Ones!

disturbed one by The Disturbed One December 22, 2008

Disturbed Aardvark 

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.

Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

Disturbed Aardvark by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth 

Also known as "mdpope" Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth is a mixtape series of Gore,Scat Porn, Vomit Clips and other worse stuff.
this mixtape was created by "Thomas Extreme Cinemagore"and this film is considered by many to be one of the hardest to watch mixtapes
There exists a 5 Parts Of This (part 4 doesn't exist due to the creator saying it wasn't good) and each film gets worse and longer

Joe:hey bro what are watching tonight
Dave:we should watch this film called "Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth"
Joe:strange, never heard of it, lets watch it
After Watching
Joe:Dave you should kill you're self you disgusting human being

Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth by PoopShitter United December 29, 2021

distracted walking 

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.

"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."

distracted walking by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014

coitally disturbed 

another word for fucked up.

John is coitally disturbed.

coitally disturbed by doodness July 31, 2009