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Flapjacks 

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.
Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!
Flapjacks by Rocco1 December 7, 2003

flapjacks 

much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.
Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.
Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.
flapjacks by jerkamiah666 May 12, 2007

flapjacks 

My good friend Andrew informed us that his ex-girlfriend, Laura, had some mean flapjacks.
flapjacks by Edward the Great April 8, 2004

flapjacks 

I got to stop by the bank and get some flapjacks.
flapjacks by geneparmesean August 21, 2010

flapjacks 

Flapjacks - a very loose pussy that resembles "flapjacks"
"that woman had mad flapjacks"
flapjacks by ilovethecack May 6, 2003

Flapjacks 

A loose fold of skin which hangs from a persons underarm, and will often swing as they move.
"Watch where you're swinging those flapjacks, Arlene. You could hurt somebody."
Flapjacks by Captain Flapjacks July 30, 2012