Malcness
1.)The unexplained way a person named Malcolm or any name starting with "Malc" is liked. 2.)The swag of a person with a name starting with "Malc"
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macness
Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.
Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)
Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)
Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)
Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)
Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)
macness by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable