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Screen Saver 

An office phenomenon in which a colleague, tired from boredom, sleep deprivation, or partying, is fighting the urge to fall asleep in a multi hour review meeting. The eyes shut for brief seconds and then half open as the victim is hanging on to the last thread of alertness.
After hour two of the weekly operations review meeting, Ed was observed going into screen saver mode. His colleagues enjoyed watching his battle with consciousness.
Screen Saver by schlem November 10, 2009

screen saver sex 

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.
Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. 

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

The Screen Savers 

tv show on TechTV that is on every weekday at 7:00 ET, and u can play in their lan parties every thursday... which are powered by NVIDIA. which is weird because whenever they are talkin about video cards they always recommend ATI radeon cards.
"the ati radeon 9600 pro is a good video card"
patrick: "join our lan party on thursday"
leo: "powered by NVIDIA"
The Screen Savers by amd>intel December 26, 2003

the screen savers 

A show that has gone downhill since ZdTv turned into Techtv and then into complete garbage G4Techtv
Watch out there goes G4 they might just try and turn you into a worthless host!
the screen savers by Brett August 23, 2004

The screen savers 

A Show that has almost no adult supervision since two-thirds of the cast quit/got pinkslipped, and sometimes has no adult supervision at all.
Yoshi doesn't count as adult supervision, as he uses sharp objects & things that blow up.
The old screen savers was better than the new.
The screen savers by Brisk July 11, 2004