psychomagnetic

A theoretical force of energy which one can harness to increase or decrease, (attract or repel) the likelihood of future events in linear space-time.

Rick: "You see Morty, no one has figured out quite yet that this reality can be entirely shifted according to how you utilize psychomagnetic properties. Don't you understand Morty???"

Morty: "I don't know about this idea Rick."

Rick: "That's because you're an idiot Morty!! You're a total dip-ass!

psychomagnetic by papajohn234 April 22, 2018

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psychomagnetic

the act of looking at food makes you fatter like a magnet.

All I have to do is look at fatty food and I put on an extra 5 pounds. This is psychomagnetic illness

psychomagnetic by definitionalist January 20, 2010

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Psychomantic Vision

Equally true to Clairaudience

Astral hearing, same as hearing and seeing from the physical plane.

The psychomantic vision is powerful in this young starsprout.

Psychomantic Vision by Adam Rhys Campbell November 15, 2020

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psychomantic power

Powers of psychokensis, mind reading, future site, past history, more to be added

The occultists knew of these psychomantic powers and teach of these great secrets.

psychomantic power by Adam Rhys Campbell November 15, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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