Goldfish Moment 

A moment when you're doing something/carrying something/placing something somewhere and forget about it three seconds later.

In the process of going to the store I decided to drunkenly put my vape in my shoes that I was thinking of at the moment of wearing. I went upstairs to change from pajamas into clothes and came back downstairs and lost my. Did I put on those shoes no I did not. I woke up the next day and realized I had a goldfish moment.

Goldfish Moment by Cloud7a July 3, 2021

Goldfish Moment 

A moment when two people are in an argument, but can agree on something in the middle. It has to do with balance, like a scale. Fish have scales. Goldfish are delish. Therefore, it is a goldfish moment.

bob thinks joe is smarter. joe thinks bob is smarter. they realize they are equally smart and come to a consensus that bobs intelligence=joes intelligence; goldfish moment

Goldfish Moment by marcusnikagold October 25, 2009

Goldfish Moment™ 

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking their really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

Goldfish Moment™ by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

Goldfish Moment™ 

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

Goldfish Moment™ by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024