lap-cat

an unshaven or hairy pussy, usually somewhat trimmed.

Jane petted her lap-cat until she was over come by a little death.

lap-cat by Pallid October 22, 2009

Cat-Lap 

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.

“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”

Cat-Lap by C L G January 31, 2021

I have a cat in my lap 

The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores

Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!

Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.

I have a cat in my lap by imthatawesome September 14, 2012

lapcatted

physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.

"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"

lapcatted by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013

lapcat 

a cat that will seek out a lap and stay on that lap till starvation or shiting and pissing problems then return to the lap. The cat is also very needy for a lap he or, she, or if u have it both will meow and paw at your legs or other parts until u let it sit on your lap it will also become gradually worse like an achoholic wanting a lap more and more

Merlin came on to my lap being a major addicted lapcat and stayed there and slept all for 3 hours then got up to piss eat and then return to my lap cleening himself on my lap

lapcat by sirlameus617 February 7, 2008