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Rusty Shovel 

When you are playing pump the rump with a woman and she has either not taken a dump, has the runs, or you've gone extra deep digging for gems, and when you pull your cock out its got shit on it.
I was pounding Mary deep and hard in her cornhole and when I pulled out my man meat it was smeared with poo. I like to keep my tools clean so she gave me a golden shower to clean off my rusty shovel.
Rusty Shovel by Cyberpsychosis October 19, 2009

Rusty Shovel 

To finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their ass then finger them again.
She was so wide i gave her a rusty shovel.
Rusty Shovel by JOEYJONASSS June 1, 2009

Rusty Shovel 

The act of putting ones hands together, then placing it under another unclothed, crouching person. Once in that position, the person will get momentum then shove then hands up the others rectum. When hands are removed, the fecal matter on the hands may resemble a shovel with rust on it. May be repeated if desired.
His mom gave him a Rusty Shovel last night because he didn't do his homework.

Rusty Shovel 

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.
Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.
Rusty Shovel by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

Rusty Mud Shovel 

When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.
Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.