jingle splats

Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"

BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!

jingle splats by Kincade_cunt October 18, 2009

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Genital Jungle Splash

The bodily genital discharge from a person infested with STD's.

While Ricky was fornicating that psyco ass bitch he got genital jungle splash all over my brand new sleeping bag, Goddamn it Ricky!

Genital Jungle Splash by Nutlicka November 12, 2004

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jingle splats • Genital Jungle Splash • jingle • Jingle Balls • jingle jangle • Jingle Bells • jingle horse • jingle bob • Jingle-bomb • Jingle hell

Genital Jungle Splash

poop that makes a big plop sound when it reaches the toilet

hey im a little embarassed. I'm afraid they heard that genital jungle splash i just did.

Genital Jungle Splash by portopottytipper!!!aahahahahahawlkjh;sldkjf January 14, 2005

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

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give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

give a hoot don't pollute by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

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