1 definition by Kincade_cunt

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Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"
BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!
by Kincade_cunt October 17, 2009

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