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An infamous internet personality residing on the social networking website "Vampirefreaks.com," who through sheer textual viciousness has accrued many fans, and many more enemies over his five years of membership. Some of which who foolishly attempt to drag his name through the mud by posting snarky propaganda trash talking him. Unfortunately, this has an opposite affect, as "any publicity, is good publicity."

In late 2007 he shamed the entire "SeX Cult" social club on vampirefreaks.com, which is renowned for its "l33t trolls" by garnering all their attention and driving them mad with rage, simply by hiding his face in pics with a ten dollar halloween mask.

When unmasked by an obese colored fan girl who had stalker tendencies towards him who used an old photo of him she saved to "fap to," he revealed his game, pwning the cult. Laughing, then telling them all to "kiss his ass," He posted one final pic, his ass in red-fishnet underwear. He then retired for a year.

In 2009 he is now back and worse than ever, revisiting old enemies and making them even more miserable than ever with his berating and reproach of their questionable deeds.

Running his own cult he plans to take over a large percentage of the website, and is now more than ever, an asshole.

Though, legend has it, he used to be nice. . .
Quotes by 1pariah:

"I don't even need soap, I can wash my self with your admiration and rinse with your hatred."

"Go choke on a baby shoe."

"Hot lesbians are a waste of good meat."

"I like making fat chicks cry, they look better after losing the water weight."

"You're black, go back to myspace."

"There is a certain empowerment that comes from burning bridges, and severing ties."
1pariah by TooAberrant October 16, 2009
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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