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ITT Tech is an "accelerated" college which seems to accept anyone that can pass its admission test. You can get all the answers wrong and still be allowed to join. It's only called accelerated because you attend school twice a week and give you a crap load of endless reading to do. Consider it daylight robbery since it costs 20k a year to attend and you spend 80% of the "school work" at home. Majority of the students are old doods or ugly girls. A typical day includes 90 minutes of a teacher talking endlessly with the aid of a projector, then a break in which you can't really do anything in the short amount of time, then 90 minutes of doing some sort of work. Then you get another ridiculously short break and afterwards 45 minutes of equally boring teacher lecture. Most of the stuff you learn you end up forgetting when the next quarter is over. You can't even keep a steady job because each quarter you get new class days and if they conflict, too bad, you're never able to get your class schedule changed.
ITT Tech student: omfg why are we even here in class if all you do is give us 3209841209 pages of reading!! ITT Tech frickin sucks!
ITT Tech by chibi-usa tsukino October 12, 2009
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ITT Technical Institute 

A private for-profit technical institute with its headquarters in Carmel, Indiana and many campuses throughout the United States.
ITT Technical Institute was the best.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026