sitemare
A developer's term for a tedious web project, usually due to poor guidance planning, unreasonable goals and constantly shifting requirements.
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Skitemare
When your "having one"; a complex cross between Nightmare and Skite.
(To have a Nightmare whilst on the Skite)
Examples include-No luck with the ladies, saying something horrible/embarassing, being humiliated.
(To have a Nightmare whilst on the Skite)
Examples include-No luck with the ladies, saying something horrible/embarassing, being humiliated.
Mate! You had such a Skitemare last night!
You had such a Skitemare with that bird!
He Spewed?! Oh what a Skitemare!
You had such a Skitemare with that bird!
He Spewed?! Oh what a Skitemare!
Skitemare by jord.anskitemare March 19, 2009
Shitemare
1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll
2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."
"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."
"Ted? Is that you?"
"It was always me Bill, it was always me."
2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."
"Ted? Is that you?"
"It was always me Bill, it was always me."
2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
Shitemare by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
Shitemare
Either a particularly awful bout of turd-time or a simple word-smash indicating a situation or event that goes above and beyond humanely endurable conditions, necessitating such wordage.
Shitemare by Formaldehyde_Park July 1, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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