Definitions by Phluker

sitemare 

A developer's term for a tedious web project, usually due to poor guidance planning, unreasonable goals and constantly shifting requirements.

Julie asked me to do a simple web page for her art project but it quickly turned into a sitemare.

sitemare by Phluker October 9, 2009

Facespat 

Calling out your spouse or family on Facebook, usually in your status updates.

Status update: "Kristy is chilling at home, pissed off at her husband Chris."

Guy #1 - "Hmm I wonder why Kristy is pissed at Chris?"

Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."

Facespat by Phluker September 29, 2009