Buttspeech 

When someone talks non-sense and says something that is not audibly understandable. Talks out of his/her butt.

There are no examples. Buttspeech is comprehensive.

Buttspeech user: fdshg gfdgsf aofejwnc
You: What the hell did you just say?

Buttspeech by dharasick October 8, 2009

buttleech 

a person who joins a circle after a conversation has begun, and although the topic in point is irrelevant to them, yet they will annoyingly try to contribute and make themselves look like an idiot.

Henry buttleeched the conversation about Call of Duty, having been a barbie man all his life.

buttleech by murderedtoastie October 12, 2011

suprise buttsechs 

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

suprise buttsechs by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006

buttsechs 

Sodomy. Bum sex. Anal sex. Fudge packing. Shit stabbing.

WUOLD YUO LIEK SUM BUTTSECHS?!?!1/1/1/1oneslashoneslash

buttsechs by Rob May 16, 2004

buttspecking 

using a speculum to gaze into a person's anal cavity, usually for sexual pleasure.

i went to my gynecologist, but i think he was more interested in buttspecking than the open sores on my vagina.

buttspecking by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

buttsechts 

Commenly meaning "Buttsex" but in chatspeak and or l337 speak

You love buttsechts and boobz don't you

buttsechts by Bethany Watson December 11, 2008

buttsechs 

Sex in the anal orphas with another living organism, commonly a man

omg BUTTSECHS!

buttsechs by john dolan March 20, 2004