Funstipation 

1. When an individual or group try as hard as possible to have fun, but inevitably fails.

2. When you want to have fun, but it's just not coming out. Kinda like poop.

Due to the major funstipation we were experiencing, we ended up at Denny's because that's all our crappy city has to offer.

Man, I'm so funstipated. It sucks.

Funstipation by Titty McGarglenuts October 7, 2009

Fonstipation 

The condition you get when you're belly is so bloated that you have a combination of a (near to full term) food baby AND constipation

Ell: babe do you fancy some pizza or curry?
Me: I couldn't eat another thing after yesterday's foodfest - look at my belly I've got bad fonstipation

Fonstipation by Lazyfatbitch December 26, 2016

cunstipation

The act of a female missing their period.

"Bitch, you got cunstipation?! I'm too young to be a father!"

cunstipation by Fupa Troopa January 19, 2010

Funstation 

The funnest place in Tallahassee. Has Go Karts, blaster boats, lazer tag, mini golf, batting cages, as well as the largest arcade in town.

The Funstation is the bomb diggity, if you wana have a great time.

Funstation by Game Tech November 23, 2011

Funstration 

The act of something being fun and frustrating at the same time.

Getting the 200 flying rats in Grand theft auto 4 is a big pile of funstration.

Funstration by Metalhead92893 May 31, 2010

Punstipation 

A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.

I am glad I have punstipation so that I don't have to hear more puns. But the only way out is punperation H. Thanks

Punstipation by lehi53 January 11, 2009

Punstipation 

A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.

I am glad I have punstipation so that I don't have to hear more puns from John F. But the only way out is punperation H.

Punstipation by lehi53 January 30, 2008