Bratwurst

A man's cock, especially a larger sized one. So called because of its sausage-like shape.

That dude has a huge bratwurst!

by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 25, 2017

Bratwurst

A word used to describe girls who have a nice face but have a terrible body. The opposite of butters.

"When she took her clothes off, my fears came true. Her head, although pretty, sat on top of a pile of deformities. She was bratwurst"

by BigDaddy96 January 13, 2014

Bratwurst

The act of defacating and packing a huge, delicious mouthful of dip (preferably Grizzly Straight) simultaneously.

After a long night of taco bell feasting, Kevin and Matt both enjoyed two vicious bratwursts.

by LYCOPROV October 2, 2008

Bratwurst

An obese dachshund.

That's not a weiner, that's a bratwurst.

by CalamariPancake April 10, 2009

bratwurst

A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)

Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.

by Junior January 5, 2004

bratwurst

Bratwurst(ing) is a sweet ass way to gain an extra person in a Taxi.
It is rather simple.... 1 up top, 3 in the back of the car as normal, then the additional rear passenger lies across the back passengers like a bratwurst in a bun. Goes down especially well in any* German town.

*not confirmed

Shit son, there's 5 of us and this taxi only fits 4! Don't worry pimp daddy i'll ask the taxi driver if he minds if we Bratwurst.

by stephenfry August 7, 2017

bratwurst

1. adj: A way to describe someone who is acting bratty and/or petulant.
2. n: A meaty yet small sausage of highly seasoned fresh pork, usually served fried.

Instead of saying: "Stop being such a brat"
Say:"Stop being such a BRATWURST"

by DiddyGirl July 25, 2008