Plaper

Plain, White Paper (usually bought in reams by large, wasteful businesses)

BOSS: Johnson! I want 250 copies of our prospectus on my desk by 4.00pm sharp!

JOHNSON: Yes, sir! On Plaper or on Letterhead?

BOSS: Whichever is cheaper, dammit!

JOHNSON: OK, Plaper it is, then.

by corporate_slave_1024466/Z October 6, 2009

Plaper

Short form of plain paper

Hey can u get me some plaper

by crunt May 29, 2020

Plaper Situation

When your life fluctuates between weird to fucked up to lost and everything in between.

"Is she drunk? "
"Why else would someone play air guitar for half an hour straight?"
"Dude this is a pretty plaper situation we've got on our hands."

by xnofy May 6, 2010