monkeylicker Share definition Flag A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker. "god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker" monkeylicker by Buggercakes January 3, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the monkeylicker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch