EARDS
The term used in reference to an infectious disease that one may hypothetically contract by using someone else’s potentially contaminated ear buds.
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eards by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009
mocha ears
If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.
mocha ears by O. W. Tongueincheek July 5, 2023
Eardstepa
Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.
Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.
You got corn cobs in your ears
Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
You got corn cobs in your ears by TV CAR April 10, 2010
two new ears
At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.
two new ears by the comand'r February 24, 2019