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magnum dong 

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.
As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
magnum dong by Rationalize October 10, 2011
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Magnum Opus 

The Latin meaning for "Great Work". Usually meaning the greatest, most popular, pinnacle, or most renowned achievement of an artist, artist or composer. Or a "masterpiece"
Songs for the Deaf is Queens of the Stone Age's magnum opus.

The Dark Knight is Christopher Nolan's magnum opus.

Magnum Dong 

Magnum Dong is a phrase said by Danny DeVito. He requires a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.
I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.
Magnum Dong by Bruuh Moment August 1, 2019
A politically un-enslaved man. A man with high, definite principles. A man who does not ask for office; nor accept office. A man who votes for the best man, regardless of his party name.
Mark Twain was a mugwump.
Mugwump by Mugwump81 June 2, 2013

7mm Magnum 

The most ass-kickingest cartridge in the world!
guy 1: That guy totality fucked that elk up!!
guy 2: What did he use?
guy 1: a 7mm Magnum!! duh!!
guy 2: Oh yeah.. i must be stooopeeed!!
7mm Magnum by alphadarklite June 6, 2010