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Gis a mash on der mum with gravy
Mash On by Tuebrook Words January 21, 2026

hold on to my mash 

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick
Max: “hold on to my mash
Lara: “ew no!”
hold on to my mash by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash 

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

hold onto my mash 

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”
hold onto my mash by ric4rdo October 3, 2021
To destroy a women's vagina, He pleases every women that he has intercourse with
Zendaya said that this guy Mashon'd her last night
Mashon by Mashon August 12, 2017

mashondria 

eat the pussy soo good loyal asf , shes very blunt and dgaf about shit but her money.
get you a mashondria she really can satisfy you
mashondria by mshondro April 17, 2017