America's wang (see: America's wang)
Homer simpson: We can't go to Florida... thats America's wang! *points at the dick-like state of Florida*
by Chang Tan January 1, 2004
Get the florida mug.
n. An absolute mess.
v. To ruin things for others, by being an absolute mess.
DeSantis' drunk mistress was florida all over the inauguration party.
His best man was so drunk he florida'd that speech about the groom's sexcapades.
The state of Florida really florida'd another election with another florida of a recount.
by #RogerStone November 16, 2018
Get the florida mug.
The only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians.
Hurricanes or morons? People of Florida have to pick their poison, sometimes even both.
by KRHimself March 26, 2005
Get the florida mug.
Floridaing is great, I can’t wait to wrestle an alligator and eat publix fried chicken
by Ratatouille_1234567 December 3, 2022
Get the Floridaing mug.
1. Tripping; in an altered state of mind. The emphatic form is "totally not in Florida", equivalent to tripping balls. The association of Florida with a normal state of mind could itself reasonably be considered the result of consuming controlled substances.

2. In a generally disagreeable situation. See also: fucked.
"You guys, the bed just melted and turned into a thousand snakes, and then a herd of pink elephants flew by the window!"
"Oh boy, Dan is totally not in Florida right now."
by xaonon September 5, 2006
Get the not in Florida mug.
Southernmost South Eastern state in the Union. This place is absolutely gorgeous, great fishing and golfing. Florida is the gateway to discovery and I love almost every part of it, especially the Keys where the immortal Hemingway used to roam.

Do like Jimmy Buffett and live your floridays, blues skies and ultraviolet rays
Florida is the golf capital of the world.
by Kryl July 9, 2004
Get the florida mug.
Brother 1: "Well, Grandmas moving to Florida."

Brother 2: "Yep, she had a good run."
by colin raymond February 11, 2010
Get the florida mug.