America's wang (see: America's wang)
Homer simpson: We can't go to Florida... thats America's wang! *points at the dick-like state of Florida*
by Chang Tan January 1, 2004
DeSantis' drunk mistress was florida all over the inauguration party.
His best man was so drunk he florida'd that speech about the groom's sexcapades.
The state of Florida really florida'd another election with another florida of a recount.
His best man was so drunk he florida'd that speech about the groom's sexcapades.
The state of Florida really florida'd another election with another florida of a recount.
by #RogerStone November 16, 2018
The only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians.
by KRHimself March 26, 2005
by Ratatouille_1234567 December 3, 2022
1. Tripping; in an altered state of mind. The emphatic form is "totally not in Florida", equivalent to tripping balls. The association of Florida with a normal state of mind could itself reasonably be considered the result of consuming controlled substances.
2. In a generally disagreeable situation. See also: fucked.
2. In a generally disagreeable situation. See also: fucked.
"You guys, the bed just melted and turned into a thousand snakes, and then a herd of pink elephants flew by the window!"
"Oh boy, Dan is totally not in Florida right now."
"Oh boy, Dan is totally not in Florida right now."
by xaonon September 5, 2006
Southernmost South Eastern state in the Union. This place is absolutely gorgeous, great fishing and golfing. Florida is the gateway to discovery and I love almost every part of it, especially the Keys where the immortal Hemingway used to roam.
Do like Jimmy Buffett and live your floridays, blues skies and ultraviolet rays
Do like Jimmy Buffett and live your floridays, blues skies and ultraviolet rays
by Kryl July 9, 2004
by colin raymond February 11, 2010