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swagoople 

Main Entry: swa-goo-ple

Function: verb

Etymology: ?

Date: late 20th century

1: the act of swindling, usually with things of little or no value

2: when one performs the swagoople, see noun

Function: noun

3: the most ballin' fellatio move ever, it involves swirling the tongue around all angles of the male genitalia (high-fives)

Function: adjective

4: post-ejaculate, indifference
1: "God damn it, Brian fuckin' swagoopled all the straws in the house."

2: "Once I swagoople my man, he tastes colors."

3: "Dude, once she did the swagoople, I literally tasted colors."

4: "Once I came, I was swagoopled... She didn't look nearly as sexy covered in my seed."
swagoople by Steaming Pile Of Shit September 12, 2009
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Spagoodle legs 

When your mistress legs become so weak that she can barely walk. The friction of getting a lot of dick gives one noodle legs.
Candy got 9.6 last night and it gave her spagoodle legs.
Spagoodle legs by Missy365 January 18, 2017

Swagcopter 

A helicopter containing infinite swag.
Oh no a Swagcopter! The swag is inevitable.
Swagcopter by illpizzleonyonizzle October 15, 2010

spagoogled 

1. The act of doing so much meth that you get spagoogled and do off the wall shit.
2. getting fuckedup beyond belief on meth.
3. super high,Tweaked
Justin got so spagoogled that he jabbed a needle in his arm drew out blood and sprayed it on the bed post. That fucking twiggler.
spagoogled by mattdogg goathead November 1, 2006

Swahoodle 

Swahoodle; verb, to yeet or throw something with gusto
Christian swahoodled my baby in the common room!
Swahoodle by RIPEggwardo March 8, 2021

Swaghole 

A typical swag douche. A combination of "Swag" and "Asshole."
Swaghole by Chlamydiaisfun September 1, 2013

spagooper 

A sharp toothed ladle, with the ability to scoop large amounts of pasta in one swipe.
Please pass the spagooper sugar lips. This is some mighty fine spaghetti!
spagooper by Scb76 December 10, 2015