Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

Spanky Doodle Handy by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

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spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

spanky dolittle by sandspit September 24, 2007

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spenxy

a word made by a man called Jaydex it's means a person that is being a little devious.

You're being so spenxy right now.

spenxy by Jaydex July 31, 2023

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spanky-g

Pixie-sized dude that is a former drummer of the band The Bloodhound Gang. The other band members used to beat on him sometimes. He was also born with a hole in his heart so that gives him the pixie look. He smoked alot of pot and maybe still does today. His real name is Mike.

spanky-g is awesome, Daddy from the band wolfpac told my friend the last time he saw spanky-g he was djing.

spanky-g by wetmuddydreads June 3, 2006

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