penis

the thing that justin bieber doesnt have

haha he doesnt have a penis

by helloim345 June 23, 2010

penis

Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004

penis

Something most men wish were bigger.

Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!

by Colony September 20, 2003

penis

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

penis

a amazing thing to suck and lick lick a icy pole.

i sucked my dads penis.

by potato sniffer 3000 July 31, 2018

penis

1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.

When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

by Randy L. Pendleton December 10, 2003

penis

Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.

By reading this you are infact a penis.

by mkic0n January 20, 2003