Metalitopia

An overwhelming feeling of purity and perfect peace of the state of mind that is free from craving, anger and other afflictive states while one is a listening to or attending a Heavy Metal concert. The philosophical concept that we all could live in a perfect world if everyone just listened to a little metal music.

"Are you going to Children of Bodom next month?" "Definitely bro, it'll be metalitopia!"

Metalitopia by MetallicDevil September 4, 2009

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metaltopia

Well he is Wu's bitch!

Wu rides his women like they were metaltopias.

metaltopia by Anonymous March 24, 2003

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Metalitopia • metaltopia • Metalitarian

metaltopia

> yin_yang AKA {{{p00p3y}}}

pwned!

metaltopia by Anonymous March 24, 2003

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Metalitarian

extremist metalhead who does not allow any other music genre than metal to be played in their home, in their car, on their computer or even on their radio.

Scene kid: I don't know why you hang out with that guy, he's a fucking psycho just like every other metalhead in the world.
Goth chick: what do you have against him? He's never done anything to you.
Scene kid: just last year, he kicked my ass and busted my jaw for hating on metal... I'm telling you, he is a complete Metalitarian.

Metalitarian by Caion January 4, 2014

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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