Spongebob Squarepants 

1) Sea sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
2) A surprisingly funny cartoon on Nick, in the spirit of Ren and Stimpy minus all the gross-out humor.

I was sure Spongebob would be another sub-Rugrats moronfest, but it actually is quite clever, appealing to kids and adults alike. Good stuff, believe it or not.

Spongebob Squarepants by r00fles April 24, 2003

Spongebob Squarepants 

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Spongebob Squarepants by Patriot Gaming March 5, 2015

spongebob squarepants 

A naive little yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple, loves to work and whose best friend is a braincell-deprived starfish named Patrick.

Cartoons are my religion and Spongebob is my priest.

spongebob squarepants by KrabbyPatty June 14, 2005

spongebob squarepants 

A yellow sponge who's live under the sea in a pineapple. Works at the Krusty krab. Likes jelly fishing, and he cant drive.

Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready.....

spongebob squarepants by sarah May 13, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants 

immature, yet extremely funny cartoon, with an age range of about 4-70.

ME: hey, my 18 year old friends, let's watch spongebob Friends: Ok then

Spongebob Squarepants by JimmyK September 12, 2003

spongebob squarepants 

a cool square dude that lives in bikini bottom

Spongebob and Patrick went jellyfishing!

spongebob squarepants by spongebob squarepants March 4, 2003

spongebob squarepants 

SpongeBob SquarePants is an addorable, loveable, huggable, effeminate, and absorbant, yellow sponge (who lives in a pineapple under the sea....)! Some argue that SpongeBob is idiotic.....well, it CAN be kind of a dumb show at times, but that's part of what makes SpongeBob so incredibly awesome. Squidward is probably my favorite character on the show.....he's so delightfully cynical! What's also great about SpongeBob is that people of all ages can find humor in it. Even though most all other shows on Nick are stupid (Invander Zim was good though....and Fairly OddParents has its moments), SpongeBob is a rather good little show.

SpongeBob & Squidward on Krabby Patties:
SpongeBob:...krabby patties are good for you!
Squidward: Good for you?! Please, those things are a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, i meant...they're good for your soul *heavenly music plays; Spongebob is shown standing on a cloud with wings and a halo*!
Squidward: Please! I have no soul *evil laughing is heard; Squidward is shown with fire, stalactites and stalagmites behind him*!
~note: i appologize to everyone if i accidentally messed up that quoted conversation in anyway...which i probably did~

spongebob squarepants by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 15, 2005