correlationship 

(n) an improper relationship formed by someone who thinks correlation implies causation.

Person A: Every time I forget to pray at night, I'm late for work in the morning. If I can't consistently get my prayer on, I'm def gonna lose my job.

Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.

correlationship by happysunman September 1, 2009

crelationship 

A relationship that is created based upon on delusions that a superfan and a celebrity are in a relationship, a creationship is usually formed after the person follows the celeb on social media sites

Girl#1- Did you hear that Suzie's in a crelationship with Justin Beiber?
Girl#2- Crelationship?
Girl#1- Yeah a Crelationship is a relationship based on the delusion that a superfan is in relationship with a celebrity because they follow them on social media sites.

crelationship by chanteleylace January 13, 2015