condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.

Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".

condarrhea by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009

condirrhea 

(N). The runny liquid that comes out of a conoment squeeze bottle such as ketchup or mustard if you don't shake it first.

I got condirrhea all over my sandwhich

condirrhea by Steve347 September 26, 2008

Constarrhea 

A terrible state of having Diarrhea and Constipation at the same time. Usually results in having people tear their clothes of and lose feeling in both legs.

"Hey why wasn't Ashlee at the party last weekend?"

"Man it was terrible she got constarrhea"

"What the shit is that?"

"An awful anus pain that leaves your legs paralyzed."

Constarrhea by TheSerpentKing360 January 24, 2009

conorrhea

A form of gonorrhea which can only be caught off a certain chemistry teacher from Bournemouth School.

Oh no! I have conorrhea

conorrhea by Jerard_Con_Carne December 6, 2005

Constarrhea 

n. A combination of the words 'constipation' and 'diarrhea'; a condition where it's difficult to excrete feces, but when you do manage to, it's diarrhea

John was regretting having spicy chicken wings last night, because the morning after he had a bad case of fiery constarrhea.

Constarrhea by LoopholeHacker May 31, 2016

mondarrhea 

A condition applied to people who have a habit of calling in sick on Mondays.

Alex: Is Mark in today?
Ryan: No, he called in sick.
Alex: Hmm. Another bad case of Mondarrhea?
Ryan: Seems like it.

mondarrhea by the AV Flu February 17, 2021

Constarrhea 

A condition which you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't shit. Constarrhea is a combination of constipation and diarrhea.

My dog has constarrhea. I think he has to go, but he wouldn't shit.

Constarrhea by Man of 1000 words February 15, 2006