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Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.
I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.
Autobesity by Wordiculous July 17, 2023
Word of the Day on September 24, 2023
Related Words

autoristic 

calling someone “autoristic” could mean 2 things

1) saying they act and look very strange doing weird things and being odd
2) implying that they are a twink riri that snorts cock
1) dude your dog is so autoristic

2) look at that guy he looks fricking autoristic.
autoristic by Bunkle Balls April 10, 2023

Autisity 

Meaning: To be doing something stupid and rude intentionally.
"The Autisity of these people in this video"

"The Autisity of some people
Autisity by Autisity February 17, 2020

Autobesity

A word used by smug Guardian reading sandal wearing, bike fanatics to diminish large vehicles that they likely can't afford.
Stefan and I were sitting having our soy lattes when one of those ghastly SUVs carrying a mother and three kids parked in front of us. I hate the autobesity and don't understand why a family of four can't ride a bicycle like us. I'm going to tweet about it.
Autobesity by Goatse Nostalgic July 23, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026