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Holy Snap 

An elementary expression of excitement or joy without cursing!
"Holy snap! have you heard the new Jonas brother song."
Holy Snap by puntaganist February 3, 2010

holy snap, crackle, and pop

A more polite way of saying, "Holy shit." It sounds cooler and reminds one of the cereal characters.
Holy snap, crackle, and pop! I forgot to study for this test!

holy snapping duck shit! 

Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).

Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:

Holy Snapping Assholes 

An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.
Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"

John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"

Holy snapping monkeys testicles 

A non offensive way to say holy shit
Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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