What you say when your barely getting through life but don't trust anyone to let them know. Life's kinda shitty but nobody really cares so you always say "I'm tired" that way your not lying but you're also not going into your life problems, and the fact you're about to have a break down.
"Hey, how you doing today? You look kinda down you doing okay?" "Yeah I'm fine, just been a long day so I'm tired that's all."
Look, we both know you're only here reading this definition because you have googled it. And you only googled it because you are staying up for something or are unable to sleep but the only thought that can go through your mind is "I'm Tired" because you are. You are tired, and you are therefor the living definition of tired. Congratulations! May you find peaceful sleep soon.
Oh jeez, I'm tired. I should really sleep to fix this problem, but I'm going to google I'm Tired instead.
An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).
My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!