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A highly-intelligent entity that resembles a cowboy and comes from an unknown place(possibly Texas). Usually spotted being overweight, wearing a cowboy hat and blue overalls and occasionally making jokes aboutFortnite and Epic Games. Some say this is a lost sibling of AlbertsStuff.
Fanboy: Oh man look it's Cleetus!!!
Fangirl: HOLY FUCK NO WAY
Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.

Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
cleetus by tboy September 9, 2004
The godliest entity on roblox, created by flamingo. Is most seen using the penguin body with normal limbs, wearing a cowboy hat and overalls with no undershirt.
Has a son named Cleetus but he died in a pigeon hunting accident.
Comment on Flamingo's video: Cleetus's hat was epicly stolen.
OH theres the clevus!
Clevus by Connie Wonnie July 17, 2009

Cleetus Safari 

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.
David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!
Cleetus Safari by Ragle April 23, 2018

Cleetus Diabeetus 

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.
Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”