10 definitions by tboy

Top Definition
nasty white girl who ONLY likes traitorous black men
by tboy April 02, 2003
Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.

Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
by tboy September 09, 2004
Shortened version of the word muppet. Generally sounds better in a southern English accent.
Why don't you shaddap you mupp!
by tboy April 19, 2005
It is a shooting technique in soccer/football when players hit the ball with a their toes, their foot at a 90 degree and to their lower leg. It is a technique that will get a lot of power on the ball but with lesser control. Adopted by many Brazilian full backs. Also known as a toe ender
The keeper had no chance with that toe bung!
by tboy December 02, 2005
Professional person who searches for incompetency in a product or service.
You'd better sort out that dodgy tap, the wonkographer will be round soon to check it.
by tboy April 12, 2005
A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.
______ told me to do ______ but, ______ is already doing it. Man ______ is a right doom muppet!
by tboy September 01, 2004
General friendly alternative for idiot, used towards mates.
Alreet you old thrutchpot!
by Tboy June 03, 2005

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