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Biketard 

noun
individual defined by wearing excessively tight designer jeans, hooded sweatshirt (usually black) puma style sneakers. Usually seen riding and expensive fixed gear bicycle such as a nagasawa, san rensho, bianchi pista which has been outfitted with Phil Wood hubs, and Velocity rims of various colors. These posers give cycling and bike messengers a bad name.
It looks like the biketards are having a meeting today at ritual coffee roasters
Biketard by the urban hunter June 12, 2006
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biketard 

A person who is excessively into the biking lifestyle, and talks nonstop about bikes and biking accessories, even at inappropriate times.
Larry is such a biketard. I wasn't even talking about bikes.
biketard by SpringBreak4Life December 24, 2018
Fans who become retarded because of Justin Bieber

Note
1)Justin Bieber himself is to a bietard but the fans who can't control themselves when it comes to Justin Bieber is a bietard
2)Not all fans of Justin Bieber a bietards
Bietards threaten Selena Gomez for dating Justin Bieber.
Bietard by chicken rice shop March 19, 2011

baketarded 

The state of being so high on marijuana that a person is borderline mentally handicapped.
I was so baketarded last night that I parked on my front lawn and passed out with a half smoked bong propping me up." or "That kids eyes are redder than the devils dick, what a baketard.
baketarded by ChampagneWin November 20, 2011
piss drunk, shit cocked, or any form of inebriation beyond a point of no return
Paul: "I got so biktarded last night I fell asleep on a bench and yacked on my khakis"

Zach: " Yeah bro you went full biktard... never go full biktard"
biktarded by beefybojangles July 22, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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