(text conversation)
Bill: Hey man how was the weekedn?
Greg: Awww. It was cool. Tons of
vag in LV.
Bill: nfw. you hit that shit
Greg:
yea, two shits at the same time
Bill: where they
hurt?
Greg: tot
Bill: comon man. i'm sitting next to the gf. can't call. you gotta tell me.
Greg: fu tot