people who are always coming up with ideas of how to get something for nothing, i.e. how to get something out of the store without the alarm going off at the door, always scheming and plotting in criminal types of ways, a slick mofo
My girl Stacy is so criminalistic. She got almost every DVD she owns for free from the store.
by saddgirl August 7, 2009
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When someone steals you hair straighteners (specifically your sister). It is an adjective.
That was so criminalistic of you, that was so very criminalistic i will have to check for criminalistic damage.
by Thepengemmy May 16, 2021
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So , Criminalistic rape is basically both legal and illeagal rape
let me explain this complex subject u fucking dunce,

Lets Say u are doing the sex acting with woman, but she asks to pull out , and u do it , since u pulled out , its not rape anymore but also at the same time it was still rape for those few seconds u didn't pull out because of your reaction speed and time , so it's still rape and not rape at the same time
BRO DID U HEAR ABOUT CRIMINALISTIC RAPE ?!?!?
by Koko's Dad Never Came Back October 20, 2021
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When you're genuine on a good day, but display criminal behavior every now and again
Ted is a good guy most of the time, but I can't shake this feeling the $500 of paint he sold me for $40 is stolen! He seems genuinely criminalist.
by Bmwdude696969420 March 30, 2017
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Someone who is really shady. Most likely does drugs and has no problem with hurting someone and getting in trouble with the law.
Stacy- Bro what do you think Ava’s gonna do about Justin cheating?

Bro- I don’t know bro but I hope he’s okay cause Ava’s criminalistic. I’m praying for him.
by Bluerose88 December 5, 2020
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