SMIF

shoot myself in face

"It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."

"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."

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by theRoungetable August 6, 2009

SMIF

Single Mother I Fucked

There are two types of single mothers in this world, MILFs and SMIFs

by The 'Kaos July 8, 2006

SMIF

Some MALE I Fucked

That was just a SMIF.

by 4FunShowMe November 17, 2015

SMIF

S-Stupid
M-Mad
I-Idiot
F-Fool

1.Are you a SMIF?
2.I've never seen a bigger SMIF than you.

by Sanain December 12, 2009

Will Smif

The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.

"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith

by rectangle March 6, 2009

smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

smiffed

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

by itsmint69 November 14, 2012