2 definitions by Christophorus block
A small town/village in the southeast of England that generates it's entire income from the local carpentry course and mugging people.
Innocent passerby: "where are you going"
You: "Ore"
Passerby:"going to study carpentry I presume?"
You: "gonna go and learn how to get mugged"
You: "Ore"
Passerby:"going to study carpentry I presume?"
You: "gonna go and learn how to get mugged"
by Christophorus block January 13, 2022
A vaguely Northern term that is defined purely by context.
In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
by Christophorus block January 13, 2022