Botanist

Some dumbass bitch who likes to look at trees for a living.

That botanist looks at too many trees.

by Robert From Accounting August 5, 2009

botanist

an expert in a subject matter, particularly one of high difficulty

Im no botanist, but this car magnet seems more like a refrigerator magnet.

by Jason Masons November 14, 2020

Botanistic

To describe a person who is good in botany

Brian is so botanistic that he got all botany exams correct.

by canee May 16, 2022

filthy botanist

When you rub poison oak, ivy, or sumac on your hands before giving someone a handjob or fingering. Used as a revenge tactic.

Amy realized Joel was cheating, so she did some yardwork and went filthy botanist on him.

by PRIDErunsdeep December 12, 2017

Urban Botanist

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.

"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."

by Troy M. December 18, 2005

Botanistically

To define something botanistic or to describe something botanistic.

He is botanistically true.

by The Guapo John May 24, 2022