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1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.
1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.
schmee by Zachary Kamm January 7, 2008
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girl uno: so does ricardo have a bbc or what
girl dos: naah he has a schmee hahaha
schmee by tommydied May 18, 2019
anything and everything; a term of excitement, hate, lust, joy, and beardness
What the schmee is going on?!
On the count of schmee, let's rmb.
Schmeehehehe whoops crapped myself.
Schmee! Don't hug me or I'll fart.
Go schmee yourself, you ignroant slut.
You can't say schmee because you're so not Raven.
schmee by RavenTheIgnorantSlut August 16, 2010
A schmee is someone who is always high. This is the noun. If we was high, he was schmeed. Which is the verb.

This term is widely used in the northern parts of Virginia all the way to as north as Dewey Beach, Deleware.
You are a schmee.

Are you schmeed right now?

You are a schmeeboggs.

Hey Schmee, did you see that sasquatch?
Schmee by Boggz January 4, 2009
Can be used as a term of exasperation.

Also as a substitute for forgotten words as suggested by Manfriend
Oh schmee... Forgot to get xxxxx.

(When forgetting the rest of the sentance, whilst saying it)
<Start of sentance> and we will then need to... Um, Schmee.
schmee by Captain Fizz June 13, 2005
The shmee has brought us together and given us many great laughs and we feel the need to share it with others. Perhaps not all can understand, but everyone deserves a chance to be a shmee. We pay our respects to the shmee. All in all the shmee cannot be taught but only grasped through the inner ability of someone who is down, cool, and real. The shmee is a joke, a word with a deep history, weathly characteristics, and phat grammatic capabilities. Do not be afraid to overuse it, its presence only feeds its power, but be sure not to over think it, or its presence will be in vain.
schmee.... STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!!
schmee by schmuea August 2, 2009