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Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.
Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.

Professional Procreator 

Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.

Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)

Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.
"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"

"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."

"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."

cereal procreator 

When a man or women have more then two or more mothers or baby daddys.
1000 kids and counting "Netflix"doc about the cereal procreator

Prooratory 

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Prooratory by Block28 February 2, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026