The reason I was grounded is because my mom caught me copulating on her bed with my girlfriend.
Chucky Cheese's is an establishment characterized by debauchery aimed to attract children who ask their parents to throw them birthday parties there.
I went to my nephew's
party last night. It was at
a blogger is a frustrated writer who now types away every night in the hopes that some bored,
fucked up sap
on the internet will come across his/her penned jewel and become a loyal
for ever, going to such lenghts as worshiping the blogger to submission.
I was bored, lonely and depresed and then I met my blogger!
consisted of flowers, expensive chocolate and three hoockers paid for the entire nights' stay.
has been used in attempts to describe to laypeople why they never win the lottery.
The lottery administrator made a deal with one of his relatives whom he chose
so they can split the 10 mil. winning purse. Also see
a person who no longer reads newpapers, magazines, or visits the reference section of the
but looks up all needed info on Google instead.
The last time I went to the library was 1997. I have been a Googler since.
relating the act of
, namey causing human offprings to be composed in the womb of the famale via intervention of the male's
For the first three years of her marriage, the act was purely copulatory.
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