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similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi
I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(
jamboned by Molly Stong January 9, 2010
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The soreness associated with a repetitive motion disorder caused by exuberant falatio.
I had a really busy weekend, so busy that I'm totally jawboned right now.
Jawboned by FancyNance September 4, 2011

Jaysoned 

When a fat Asian man destroys something.
“Damn that bed just got jaysoned!”said Cade. “Should’ve have let him jump on the bed.” Said jayden shaking his head.
Jaysoned by N1ćkd00śh September 12, 2020
Getting absolutely shcuttered on the pints
Jesus Ben was fairly jamboned last night
Jamboned by Jizzle03 May 25, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026