Jayboned

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.

After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.

Jayboned by TheFirm July 25, 2009

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jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

jamboned by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

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Jayboned • jamboned • Jawboned • Jaysoned

Jawboned

The soreness associated with a repetitive motion disorder caused by exuberant falatio.

I had a really busy weekend, so busy that I'm totally jawboned right now.

Jawboned by FancyNance September 4, 2011

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Jaysoned

When a fat Asian man destroys something.

“Damn that bed just got jaysoned!”said Cade. “Should’ve have let him jump on the bed.” Said jayden shaking his head.

Jaysoned by N1ćkd00śh September 12, 2020

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Jamboned

Getting absolutely shcuttered on the pints

Jesus Ben was fairly jamboned last night

Jamboned by Jizzle03 May 25, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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