masturbaited 

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

masturbaited by It's super soup March 27, 2015

Masterbailer 

A person how masted the art of bailing.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.

Jude: Your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.

Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!

Masterbailer by Absurdum July 17, 2011

Masturfail

The act of masturbating and not getting hard, so you masturbate more and more until you still don't get hard but rather you are left with a very painful raw spot on your penis.

For a girl, a masturfail is when they finger themselves so much that eventually they made the inside of their pussy raw and in some cases, until it bleeds. For both boy and girl, it is very painful.

Hot Chick: Hey, you wanna fuck tonight?
Guy: I would love to, but, I masturfailed last night...
Hot Chick: Oh that happened to me a few weeks ago but it's all good now. Another time then.
Guy: Yes, another time.

Guy1: Ahhh, I had this huge masturfail last night. It sucks.
Guy2: Dude! Don't tell me stuff like that!

Masturfail by masturfailcreator November 15, 2009

Masturbait 

When you get off to fish

1-"I love masturbaiting"

2-"You mean masturbating?"
1-"No, I get off to fish"

Masturbait by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

mathematically masturbaiting by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015

Masturbaids 

An infection in a small cut or laceration on the hand due to unsanitary self love.

" See this little red patch on my hand, mate ? That's Masturbaids ! Got it last night after a dirty wank."

Masturbaids by C. Albano December 9, 2008

Masturbalicious

Something so delicious it makes you want to masturbate.

Those big boobies were MASTURBALICIOUS!!!

Masturbalicious by Gustine Willis November 13, 2019