Jolf

What you call a VW Golf when you switched the fenders, hood, bumper, grill, and headlights with a VW Jetta.

Look at this sick Jolf, so much better than just a regular factory Golf!

by mzkdub July 20, 2009

Jolf is short for Jespers Ollon Luktar Fisk

Dude1: Jolf
Dude2: Jolk (Jespers Ollon Luktar Kebabsås)

by exr8 September 18, 2011

The most OG VW Golf in the whole damn world.

holy crap, Noah's Jolf is the most OG ride ever!

by Noah July 5, 2004

Jolfing

When two or more heterosexual men grip each others testicles, and take turns yelling the alphabet as the tightness of the vice increases.

Chris - "Hey Nick, wanna go jolfing after work?"

Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."

by NotSoBrownChris June 14, 2011

A synonym for golf, commonly used in the US and Australia.

Amanda: "Hey Jen, want to go mini jolfing?"

Jen: "Totally! I'm definitely going to get a hole in one."

by sandylopez October 22, 2018