Jolf 

What you call a VW Golf when you switched the fenders, hood, bumper, grill, and headlights with a VW Jetta.

Look at this sick Jolf, so much better than just a regular factory Golf!

Jolf by mzkdub July 20, 2009

jolf 

A synonym for golf, commonly used in the US and Australia.

Amanda: "Hey Jen, want to go mini jolfing?"

Jen: "Totally! I'm definitely going to get a hole in one."

jolf by sandylopez October 22, 2018

Jolf 

Jolf is short for Jespers Ollon Luktar Fisk

Dude1: Jolf
Dude2: Jolk (Jespers Ollon Luktar Kebabsås)

Jolf by exr8 September 18, 2011

Jolf 

The most OG VW Golf in the whole damn world.

holy crap, Noah's Jolf is the most OG ride ever!

Jolf by Noah July 5, 2004

Jolfing 

When two or more heterosexual men grip each others testicles, and take turns yelling the alphabet as the tightness of the vice increases.

Chris - "Hey Nick, wanna go jolfing after work?"

Nick - "Yeah! But I need to stop by my place to pick up my jolfing gloves."

Jolfing by NotSoBrownChris June 14, 2011

jolfy 

Has an interesting personality. Will Immediately go back on you. If you break his heart then you will experience great pain and suffer. Attracted to younger girls ( usually named Maddie or Madeline). Will ask for pictures Before the first date. Will turn into an asshole after a couple days. Thinks he's the coolest cat around. You may be subducted by his good looks for a couple of days

Guy 1: Wow that guy Jolfy is a fucking retard
Guy 2: I know he if dating my 9 year old daughter...he is 13!

jolfy by Jenshhejeb November 25, 2016